About Squizzey

Before you ask, Conker is one of Squizzey's many cousins. There are a number of terms and acronyms you should be aware of before entering Squizzey's world, so pay attention or things could get a little confusing.

Squirrel High Command

The Squirrel High Command (the SHC) are a faction of squirrels at war with the Tediz. The Squirrel High Command are portrayed as heroic, representing the Allied forces of WWII, fighting against the evil Nazi Tediz. The SHC "recruited" Squizzey by knocking him out and putting him on a higgins boat similar to the landing craft of the Battle of Normandy.

Tediz

The Tediz are a group of soldiers under the command of Von Kripelspac. They are made to resemble Teddy Bears. Teddy bear soldiers were first used in an unspecified "Milk War" 300 years previously, but were soon decommissioned due to their flimsy design and flammable stuffing. The Tediz are at war with the SHC.

Professor Von Kripelspac

Von Kripelspac is a weasel scientist who worked for the Panther King. He is in a hovering chair (a high-tech supplement for a wheelchair), has no legs but crudely bandaged stumps, has a robotic eye and arm for reasons unknown. He was the leader of the Tediz and dressed up like a combination of Dr. Strangelove and Adolf Hitler, until all his Tediz were killed and he had his Legs blown off by an SHC soldiers bazooka. After his war with the SHC he worked for the Panther King, who threatened him with the "duct tape", as an inventor and general problem solver. Kripelspac appears to have various inventions including anti-gravity chocolate, however these are sidelined to fix the Panther King's coffee table. He was later sucked out in space, when the Bank Vaults airlock was opened in orbit, and thought dead. This event was caused by Squizzey. He survived though, and later led his Tediz soldiers against the SHC in the Future War.

Fabled (Fairy) Panther King

The Panther King is the arch-villain. The king orders Von Kripelspac to fix his table and when Kripelspac calculates that the perfect fit would be a gray squirrel he sends out his guards to capture Squizzey merely to use as a replacement table leg. During the Milk Wars, the Panther King gained control by overthrowing and cutting the legs off the weasel king and banishing squirrels from the kingdom. Towards the end of his reign, the scientist planted an alien egg inside the king and its birth killed him. His corpse was sucked into space through the airlock that Squizzey opened. Years later, in a war between the SHC and the Tediz, the squirrels went to an ancient base, hoping to get an ancient weapon, but instead found the Panther King's tomb. The body was gone, with the Tediz resurrecting it.