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04 Nov 2007

Short and sweet

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Ok, it had to be done .. apparently ..

Q:    Why do squirrels swim backstroke?
A:    To keep their nuts dry.

Q:    Why do squirrels sleep on their stomachs?
A:    To keep their nuts warm.

Q:    Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:    To show the squirrel how to do it safely.

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